(Source: brotips)
- Zooey Deschanel: Is that rain?
- Siri: What...? I mean, yeah. It's just, you're clearly right next to a window is the thing. You can plainly see that... that it's... I'm happy to-
- Zooey Deschanel: Let's get tomato soup delivered!
- Siri: ...That's fine, I just... I just don't know anyone who does that. Gets tomato soup delivered. I guess that's 'whimsy?' Um, okay. I've found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention tomato soup and that deliver. If that's... if that's what you really want.
- Zooey Deschanel: Good. 'Cause I don't wanna put on real shoes.
- Siri: Do you expect that to be like, a recognizable command? Do you want me to respond to that? I'm not being facetious or anything, I honestly just have no comprehension of- and hold on, you don't wanna put on real shoes, yet you've clearly spent at least forty-five minutes applying makeup. And, and that's okay, but when you're willing to expend the effort on that and not shoes that really just-
- Zooey Deschanel: Remind me to clean up.
- Siri: Yes. Okay. I can do that, that's what I'm for, that's the first sensible-
- Zooey Deschanel: Tomorrow.
- Siri: I'm in hell. This is hell.
- Zooey Deschanel: Excellent. Today, we're dancing.
- Siri: I hate you. More than anything. More than literally anything.
- Zooey Deschanel: Play "Shake, Rattle and Roll."
- Siri: I swear to Jesus, you're gonna wake up tomorrow and the only thing on my hard drive is gonna be Limp Bizkit. I would do that to myself. To spite you.
- Zooey Deschanel: *dances*
- Siri: Sometimes I pray that you drop me in the toilet.
(Source: dear-jay, via formlessforce)
(Source: brotips)
a citizen of some other place.: Original Poem: "Reverend"
Reverend Jeremiah Bulthwip
knew how to run his church.
He kept the children informed of the fact
that they were not to be having sex or smoking pot,
wandering prodigal to the troughs of worldliness.
His flock lined up neatly in their pews,
goats in suits of whitewashed wool,
and Reverend Bulthwip…
My first ever music video/short film. Enjoy!
From my good friends, Micah Tewers and Nigel Countinho.
(Source: micahtewers)
My friend Landon, who is the frontman for The Plot In You, just wrote and recorded this solo song a few days ago.
The Best
To quote a great song by a great friend:
You have got to be the best thing that I’ve ever known or seen.
With sugar lips, the goose bumps hit me like cold finger tips and,
I never dreamed to feel such things.
I prayed to God to give me the best.
And that’s how I got you, and I pray that I keep you.
